I guess we're not scared enough

What would the United States be if there were not some major threat for the population to fear aimlessly? 9/11 must be too distant, Iraq must have numbed to many, and Pakistan and Iran must be too complicated. Heck, even subjects like carbon emissions, starvation and slaughter in Africa, elimination of the rain forests, and natural disasters in Bangladesh and Indonesia all are a little thin for the US media. Yawn.

Good thing there's China. Those guys are trying to kill our kids, if you believe the media. Every week, there is another story about another Chinese-manufactured toy that has to be re-called. And their dastardly currency policy - when will the US persuade them to let the thing reflect what the US thinks it's worth? But most recently I was entertained by a couple headlines. Yahoo!'s front page ran a cover story over the weekend about satellites and how they avoid orbital collisions. Amusingly, the "sub-question" below the headline was "Will China shoot down satellites?" I guess I am so out of touch that I have missed the recent China policy of shooting down satellites** - good thing the ever-sharp editorial crew at Yahoo! was there casually to scare me out of my pants.

Also, the New York Times Sunday paper ran a story about rock concerts in China. Apparently, concerts are getting more profitable there, so stars are traveling there to perform. The photograph of the latest star to show up in China was amusing - a shot with the star at the center, on the stage in the distance, framed by massive close-ups of two police security guards. Thanks to the New York Times, I now know that concerts in China are tightly-secure affairs, and the presence of the police can overwhelm the concert itself. Never mind the state of security at public gatherings in the US - the Chinese are just so strange!

Reflecting on the stream of enemies that the US Government and media has had us all afraid of over the span of the 20th and 21st centuries, it is amusing to watch the commencement, in earnest, of the next chapter. Welcome to the China House of Horrors.

** It turns out that the Chinese have inexplicably tested a satellite missile. How much can we make of that over the next months? I can't wait to find out.